- Me: I should do something with my life
- Me: *opens tumblr*
I like your face, even if you don't.
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one time my dog ate a lb of brown sugar, 2 sticks of butter, half a pizza, a tin of toffee, and half a pan of cinnamon rolls in one night when she was a puppy
10 years later
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mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!
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i always feel so bad when people leave me nice messages and they’re like “i’m so sorry if this is creepy” like no are you serious you’re not creepy at all have you seen my blog i’m the fucking creepiest person alive
“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”
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